Monday, July 5, 2010

On hiatus

I know the vitriolic, snarky sports journalism criticism-osphere has been mourning the vacuum left by the lack of FDS posts in the last, say, year.

The truth is we just kind of got busy and tired. Busy with lives, tired of mocking the good mock against our friend Douglas and his ilk.

So, this is so long for for now... Until the next time Stephen A. Smith makes us want to jam a fork in our eye socket.

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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Halfpipe: Cowabunga!

Fire Jamie Campbell. To think I actually felt bad for the guy after Rogers opened the trap door and flushed him out of the Jays broadcast booth. Then these Olympics started and someone in the Canadian Olympic Consortium of Media Conglomerates and Synergistic Industries, Ltd. Inc. decided that a man with so much un-ironic awkward energy, he makes Michael Cera look like Michael Jordan, should announce the "we're cool too" co-opted X-Games sports.

It started and just about ended when while calling a nifty little gem someone with dreadlocks decided to call Snowboard Cross, Jame Jame exclaims to his analyst, "this sport is rad."

We're sure his research for this assignment centred around this.